I was born January 8, 1950, at Florence Nightingale Maternity Hospital (now Baylor University Medical Center at Dallas), on Gaston Avenue, not far from my parents’ first apartment, and where my mother learned to drive a car. I have no recollection of that hospital visit.
Over the next five years I regularly was taken to the emergency rooms at various hospitals, once for a benign brain tumor, and at least three times after falling and cracking my skull. Those were part and parcel of my being a free-range child. When I was about four, I was diagnosed with bilateral cryptorchidism, the absence of both testes from the scrotum, which according to Wikipedia is the most common birth defect of the male genitalia. I had to visit a doctor for hormone therapy – twice weekly injections over six months. When that failed, during the summer I was six I was taken to Baylor Dallas on Gaston for two surgeries. I went through the same surgical procedures when I was fifteen, also at Baylor Dallas.
Just before my senior year at East Texas State University, I purchased a motorcycle from my friend Ronnie England, one of the trumpeters in Los Caballeros de Canción. It was a 175-cc Honda Super-Sport, that I had no idea how to ride. Five minutes after I left his house, headed to pick Jean up for lunch, I failed to negotiate a turn from Audelia Rd. onto North West Highway, flew over the handle bars and broke my jaw. The ambulance driver asked me to which hospital I wanted to be taken, and I just said, “Whatever is closest.” He took me to Presbyterian, where I spent four or five days while I got my jaw reset and wired shut. Fortunately it was a clean break between two teeth, so I had not broken any teeth, but I could not open my mouth for the next eight weeks. I ate only what I could suck through a straw. For the first four weeks I was still living at home, and Mom fed me so well I did not lose any weight. The last four weeks were spent in the frat house in Commerce, and fending for myself, I lost about twenty pounds!
The wires were removed on September 17, 1971, and my first meal – pizza – was picked up on mine and Jean’s way to see a Billy Graham crusade, which was the first event held at the newly-constructed Texas Stadium. I could barely open my mouth wide enough to eat.
It was thirty-two years before I would need to be in another hospital. In 2003 I took a job at the Tulsa County Jail to learn to become a Corrections Officer. As a part of that training I had to get some vaccine injections for tuberculosis, tetanus, and hepatitis. About that time I contracted Guillain-Barre syndrome, a rapid-onset weakness of the limbs as a result of an acute polyneuropathy, a disorder affecting the peripheral nervous system. In my case I had no use of my legs and body from my shoulders down. Evan and I had gone to a billiard hall to play pool, but the next morning I had trouble standing up. Evan took me to the doctor’s office. My family practice physician was on a trip to China, and his substitute just told me to rest. The next morning I could no longer walk or even stand up. I called my sister Sande – a registered nurse – and described my symptoms, and she told me to get to the hospital immediately.
After spending a couple of hours waiting in the emergency room at St Francis Hospital, I discovered that even bathrooms designed for the handicapped were not able to handle patients in wheelchairs. Even with some help from Evan, I still ended up peeing all over myself. They finally asked me a few questions – I could not stand or walk – and put me in a room and helped me climb into bed. I spent exactly one month in St Francis, and left in a wheelchair, but able to walk a little bit.
Of course my most recent hospital visit was November 1, 2012, when I was hit by a car. After receiving CPR, which certainly saved my life, I was taken by ambulance to Parkland Hospital. At first the doctors told us – not me, I cannot remember anything until a few days before Christmas of that year – that I could probably go home in a couple of days. Then they realized that my brain was swelling too much and that I needed immediate surgery to remove a part of my skull, about the size of my fist. They stored that section of my skull in a refrigerator for a few weeks, when they decided my brain had ceased swelling enough and replaced that piece of my skull. I spent about seven weeks in Parkland followed by a couple of weeks at the adjacent Zale Lipshy University Hospital. I was then moved to the Centre for Neural Skills, where I lived for another seven months.
I have decided that as much as I like the attention I get in hospitals and other such rehabilitation centers, I think I have done enough of that and hope I can stay out of them for the future.





